playing pokemon as a kid
playing pokemon as an adult
yes hello we are open good morning
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
how to make friends
I am both of them.
I am the gentleman.
Through and through.
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
GET THIS TO 100K
rainbow cake with rainbow jelly beans ©
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them